Monday, April 5, 2010



If the liberal media really thought TEA party activists were dangerous violent extremists do you think Brian Williams would be brave enough to call them Tea Baggers? would he be worried about getting his but kicked by a knuckle dragging racist militia member?


The Obama administration recently revised the last 30 years of unemployment figures up 10% citing a study done by Professor Michael Mann on the effects of global warming to government statistics.
MSNBC immediately ran a headline claiming Obama lowers unemployment to lowest level since 20bc.

Thursday, November 6, 2008



We need a separation of business and state.

Saturday, February 2, 2008



In 2004 desperate to take back the White House democrats thought they had nominated a good domestic liberal and war hero to burnish their national security credentials. They quickly learned that John Kerry was a anti-war hero too and America didn't want that kind of leadership during a dangerous war. In 2008 the Democrats may have finally nominated their ideal candidate to take back the white house with, John McCain.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Pre-election-clintionian-anxiety : fear that the country will have to live through 8 more years of the Clintons.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008


Wouldn’t the most new Democratic Party thing be for the rich, southern, white guy to drop out of the race for president and make way for the woman and minority candidates who are running? Mr. Edwards have you no white guilt?

Monday, January 7, 2008


Their is one evil oil man in the world that personifies the democrat candidates depiction of corruption and greed, he traded oil on the world market with dictators, killers, terrorists, he ran a shell game to rack up the largest unpaid tax bill in the history of the USA before fleeing the country and denouncing his citizenship to avoid prosecution. Marc Rich was pardoned by Bill Clinton in the 11th hour of his presidency without any restitution to the US after his wife donated over a million dollars to Bill's library, Hillary's campaign and a nice housewarming present for their new home.

Thursday, January 3, 2008


The only real choice in this election is on the republican side, each candidate has abandoned a conservative principal or two in favor of a moderate position, while the democrats argue about who will be the best outside-change-fighter-bureaucrat when they implement universal socialism.

2008 will be the year of "universal socialism" as the solution to all of America's crises that will dominate all news coverage, by november we will be a country on the rhetorical brink of anihlation that only a democrat president can save us from.

Monday, December 24, 2007

What is the range of the hybrid stealth bomber?

Thursday, December 20, 2007



In 2030 the US and EU are going to need to attack China for excessive carbon output to save the planet, unfortunately the hybrid stealth bomber won't have the range to do the job.

The communists rationed resources to the public due to a lack of availability of products and services created out of the inefficiencies of socialism. If they had only known about global warming they could have had citizens willing submit to rationing and inferior products to save the planet like America is doing today.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007


One of the propaganda tools employed by the communists was suppressing embarrassing information, like in East Germany when they stopped publishing suicide statistics officially because the totals were alarmingly high. In 1998 California the state that accounts for almost 25% of abortions in the US stopped reporting statistics officially.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Al-gor-a-phobia (noun):

Fear that white male republican policies on the environment inside the United States of America are causing catastrophic man-made global warming in order to destroy the planet earth while getting rich from oil. AL Gore was the vice president under William Clinton for 8 years and attempted to steal the 2000 presidential election in Florida through the use of selective recounts before he was stopped by the Supreme Court for violating the US constitution. Former VP Gore has gone on to predict apocalyptic destruction of the planet due to man-made global warming. His latest predictions indicate the earth will be destroyed in less than 10 years. (For a up to date timeline see http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/)There is no known cure for Algor-a-phobia, however treatment is being pioneered by conservative radio along with others in the conservative movement. The most afflicted demographic are wealthy white liberals, democrat politicians, Hollywood stars and the entire continent of Europe


If the Soviet's had foreseen the current crop of appease-nick's coming to power and trying to surrender to a 8th century band of rebels they would have never given back Eastern Europe.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007


President Bush has now been compared to Hitler officially more times that Hitler was compared to Hitler.
Will Hillary Clinton ever have to answer a question from a reporter that isn't going to vote for her?